Cake Shop · Langford, Maldon
The Steam Pump Tea Room Menu & Prices
Here is what you can typically expect on the counter at The Steam Pump Tea Room: 39 items across 6 sections, from cake by the slice to bakes & cakes.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by The Steam Pump Tea Room. Always ask staff about allergens.
Cake by the Slice
- Victoria sponge slicePopularV £4.85 Light vanilla sponge sandwiched with strawberry jam and vanilla buttercream.
- Biscoff cake sliceV £5.05 Caramelised biscuit sponge, Biscoff buttercream and a crunchy biscuit crumb.
- Black Forest gâteau sliceV £4.80 Chocolate sponge, kirsch-soaked cherries and whipped cream with chocolate curls.
- Chocolate fudge cake slicePopularV £4.25 Three tiers of moist chocolate sponge with thick chocolate fudge frosting.
- Red velvet sliceV £5.15 Crimson cocoa sponge with cream cheese frosting and crumb decoration.
- Coffee and walnut sliceVN £4.15 Coffee sponge with espresso buttercream and candied walnut halves.
- Salted caramel sliceV £4.10 Caramel sponge layered with salted caramel sauce and silky buttercream.
- Carrot cake sliceVN £3.85 Spiced carrot and walnut sponge layered with tangy cream cheese frosting.
Whole Celebration Cakes
- Photo cake 10" (serves 25–30)V £74.00 Large single-tier cake printed with your edible photo image.
- Carrot cake 6" (serves 8–10)VN £35.00 Spiced carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and sugar-paste carrots.
- Victoria sponge 6" (serves 8–10)PopularV £29.00 Classic jam and buttercream sponge, finished with a dusting of caster sugar.
- Drip cake 8" with personalised messageV £52.50 Buttercream cake with a chocolate drip, sweets and your message on a plaque.
- Red velvet cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £39.00 Layered red velvet sponge with cream cheese frosting and piped rosettes.
Custom & Occasion Cakes
- Three-tier wedding cake 6"/8"/10" (serves 80)V £463.00 Elegant stacked tiers with semi-naked or smooth buttercream finish and fresh flowers.
- Bento lunchbox cake 4"V £21.00 Mini two-layer cake with a short message, boxed in a cute clamshell.
- Bespoke birthday cake (from)PopularV £61.00 Designed to your theme with sugar-paste figures, toppers and hand piping.
- Corporate logo cake 10"V £93.00 Large tray-style sponge with your logo printed or piped for office events.
- Gender reveal cake 8"V £64.00 Neutral outside with a pink or blue surprise sponge and sprinkles inside.
Cupcakes & Mini Treats
- Chocolate cupcakePopularV £2.85 Moist cocoa sponge with chocolate buttercream and sprinkles.
- Cake pops (box of 6)V £16.00 Cake crumb and frosting dipped in candy melts on a stick, decorated to theme.
- Box of 6 assorted cupcakesV £17.50 Mix of our daily flavours, boxed and ready to share or gift.
- Cupcake bouquet (12)V £46.50 Twelve cupcakes piped as flowers and arranged in a gift bouquet.
- Vanilla cupcakePopularV £3.00 Light vanilla sponge topped with a tall swirl of vanilla buttercream.
- Box of 12 mini cupcakesV £21.50 Bite-sized cupcakes in assorted flavours with colourful toppings.
Cheesecakes, Brownies & Bakes
- BlondieV £3.15 White chocolate blondie with a chewy caramelised edge and soft middle.
- Triple chocolate brownieV £4.10 Gooey brownie packed with milk, white and dark chocolate chunks.
- Lotus Biscoff cheesecake slicePopularV £5.00 No-bake cheesecake swirled with Biscoff spread on a crushed biscuit base.
- Brownie box (6)V £15.00 Six thick brownies in mixed flavours such as Kinder, Biscoff and Oreo.
- Rocky road slabV £3.20 Chunky chocolate traybake with marshmallows, biscuits and a dusting of icing sugar.
- New York baked cheesecake slicePopularV £4.30 Dense, creamy baked vanilla cheesecake on a buttery digestive base.
- Whole cheesecake 8" (serves 12)V £41.00 Choose from vanilla, Biscoff, raspberry ripple or salted caramel.
- Oreo cheesecake sliceV £4.80 Cookies-and-cream cheesecake topped with whipped cream and Oreo pieces.
Bakes & Cakes
- Lemon drizzle loaf sliceV £3.90 Tangy lemon sponge with a crisp sugar crust.
- Chocolate brownieV £3.15 Rich, gooey chocolate brownie, lovely warmed through with a jug of cream.
- Sausage roll £3.70 Hand-made pork sausage roll in flaky pastry, served warm.
- Cinnamon swirlV £3.50 Spiral bun with cinnamon butter and a light vanilla glaze.
- Carrot cakeVN £4.95 Moist slice of spiced carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.
- CroissantPopularV £2.35 Buttery, flaky croissant baked fresh, with jam and butter on request.
- Cheese sconeV £2.45 Golden Cheddar scone served warm from the oven with salted butter.
Ordering tips for The Steam Pump Tea Room
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Whole and celebration cakes usually need ordering in advance – allow a few days for standard designs and longer for custom work.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
- It opens on Sundays (9:30am – 3pm), which makes it handy for weekend treats.
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